Gene Santos has one last CHANCE to set an audience on fire with his jokes IN:
Nine over Par
STORY COLLECTION Published January 2024.
Includes literary fiction, sci-fi, magical realism, flash fiction, and at least one character with disdain for cut-off jean shorts.
“Whether you’re a golfer or not you will love this book. Golf is a thread that the author uses to weave stories together. He takes you on a journey that is humorous at times, poignant at others; emotional and fantasical, but always interesting. I enjoyed this book from beginning to end. It’s not what I expected but was a great read!”
phick·shun
/ˈfikSH(ə)n/
noun
1. a collection of short stories by Tim Miller
2. a smattering of lies designed to convince others of truthfulness
3. a class of literature that wants to have class, but not so much class that it's considered only for classy people; so like a class that's got class but not the too classy kind of class
The first book in history published with ketchup instead of ink!*
*Not really
Great with Fries!
Essay topics include: James Patterson, Pearl Jam, Fantasy Football, and . . . wait for it . . . Jury Duty.
Spooves
A yoga studio on the Death Star. A cookbook for frazzled parents entitled “Quick and Crappy.” The pseudoscience of the TB12 Method. A writers group legitimately critiquing a death threat to an NFL kicker. A singing, lovelorn egg pan. This book is like a tube of strange goo that will make you laugh, or, at the very least, ponder the plural of “spoof.”
Spooves Keeps on Spoovin’
A Collection of short humorous fiction
"Spooves is a smorgasbord of delights from the witty and talented Tim Miller. It’s a whirlwind of a read.”
-Windy Lynn Harris, author and storytelling coach
About
Tim Miller is a writer and humorist from Deerfield, IL. He is married with three daughters, works as a teacher, and is hilarious when fully rested, which is never.
All books have all been independently published with his publishing company, Gnatcatcher Press.
